Mindblowingly Funny 30th Birthday Quotes and Sayings

Funny 30th birthday quote by Dane Peddigrew
30th birthdays can be a scary time, but it's only going to get better from here on out. Embrace the fact that you've come a long way and things are going to be great. You'll find that these funny 30th birthday quotes and sayings have a ring of truth to them, so pick a favorite and share it with those who also turn 30.
Birthdays are meant to be celebrated, not mourned over because another year has swiftly passed you by. In your twenties, life is all about fun and games that end all too soon. But in your thirties, you'll learn how to make memories last even longer. The best years of your life are upon you and sulking about how you're another year older, is not how the wise go about life. Be glad to be alive, young, and embarking on a journey that will find you tripping and falling, but rising stronger.

Laugh about the years gone by and think of how far you've come, and how much you've accomplished. It's never too late to do the things you've always dreamed of doing. If a family member / friend / colleague is feeling down in the dumps and is hellbent on not enjoying their birthday, these funny 30th birthday sayings should help bring a smile to their faces.
30th Birthday Quotes and Sayings
At the age of twenty, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at thirty, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at forty, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all. - Anonymous
After 30, a body has a mind of its own. - Bette Midler
When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents. - Blair Sabol
At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment. - Benjamin Franklin
Age is a number and mine is unlisted. - Anonymous
Thirty - the promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to know, a thinning briefcase of enthusiasm, thinning hair. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
Everything I know I learned after I was thirty. - Georges Clemenceau
30 is the new 20, unless your 20, then it's the new 40. - Dane Peddigrew
The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old, servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits. - Hervey Allen
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen
These funny 30th birthday quotes and sayings can help brighten up someone's day by including them on a gift card, or thoughtful greeting card. Birthdays are meant to be celebrated with gusto, so make the most of this milestone birthday.
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