Extremely Funny Birthday Wishes That'll Surely Leave You in Splits

Funny birthday wish
Humor is a great idea you can use to wish people on their birthdays. The cliches are already more than what we need, aren't they? So, why not use these funny quotes and wish someone a different Happy Birthday!
There is the common birthday and then there is that one birthday that is really, really special. Just like that, there are common wishes, and then there are those really, really funny ones.

Why the humor you ask? Well, let's just say the world needs more laughter. Whatever the reason may be, funny birthday wishes are surely better and are also remembered longer than the usual sentimental ones.
Use any of the ones given below and brighten up someone's birthday, just in case they're not looking forward to it.
Funny Birthday wish forget about the past
My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You're welcome!
My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who!
Funny Birthday wish few women admit their age
Jack Benny said, "Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." But in your case, I think it matters, it matters a LOT!
You're not forty; you're eighteen with twenty two years of experience.
Funny Birthday wish they say all you need is love
Someone once said that a true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age. I remember both. Shouldn't that account for something?
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Bal
Funny Birthday wish For all the advances in medicine
I looked far and wide, and scrounged up a poem that suits you to the T. It's by Shakespeare, so it's gotta be good: Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity?
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake, said Bob Hope. And I just saw what your candles cost. Whoops!
Funny Birthday wish Growing old is mandatory
The only birthday worse than your 50th will be your last! So hang in there. The worst is yet to come.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. 5 bucks say Mark Twain wrote this about you.
Funny Birthday wish Here's how Branch Rickey put it
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people, just like Jim Eason said. Quit having birthday parties we're forced to attend.
Poor John Glenn must have been fed up counting yours when he wrote this.
Funny birthday wish You know when you're getting old
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They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. Listen. Listen to what they say. They know what they're talking about.
I'm sixty years of age. That's 16ยบ Celsius.
George Carlin said that. Don't ask me what it means. You wanted something unique for your birthday, you got it.
Funny birthday wish Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age.
Pope John XXIII thought that men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. And I'm sitting here, trying to figure out whether you want vanilla or strawberry in your ice-cream. Happy 50th Birthday!
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. True that!
Funny birthday wish Remember when 50 seemed old?
What? You don't agree? That's strange. You're the perfect example.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life said Kitty Collins. Be glad you're doing it gracefully.
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Asquith
Funny birthday wish Awww. Wouldn't you want that?
Be careful when you use humor such as this, especially on an occasion as special as a birthday. If the person is a sport, then well and good. But if you think even for a moment that he or she won't appreciate it, it's better to steer clear of them and stick to the usual, albeit overused, birthday wishes.
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