Rib-ticklingly Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends

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If you are searching for some really funny birthday wishes for friends, you have reached the right place. The following article offers some hilarious birthday messages and sayings. Read on...
Birthdays are the time to celebrate, have parties, eat cake and yup! act like a child once again. Personally, I have been to so many birthday parties where no matter what age the birthday boy or girl is, they as well as their friends still wear birthday caps, share funny jokes and indulge in some funny acrobatics, basically do everything to make complete fool of themselves! But does it matter, as long as one is having fun and enjoying? No..right?

When it comes to wishing our friends or writing some birthday messages for them on a greeting card, most of us either prefer heartfelt, emotional messages or some fun messages which will make them laugh. Sharing jokes, funny greetings and sayings are a good way to enliven a birthday party too. So if you are looking for some humorous birthday wishes for friends, simply scroll down...

Funny Birthday Messages

"On Your birthday, I would like to give you some pearls of wisdom... Smile while u still have your teeth intact."

"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." - Bob Hope

"A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age."

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."

"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional." - Chili Davis

"On your birthday, let me wish you plenty of joy, I know you're too old, but I still bought you a toy!"

"It must have been easier to remember your age when you were 25 every year."

"Want to get all wild and crazy on this birthday. Rent an R-rated movie, eat chocolates and popcorn and stay up late till eight."

"You are as old as you can act."

"May this birthday not be your last!"

"Don't worry about your future, I am sure you will have a bright one, don't worry about the past, you can't change it, don't worry about the present, I have not got one for you!"

"I have been 29 since I was 29."

"May your day be filled with family, friends, and one hot chick!"

"Here's the secret to look younger: Dress like a teenager with baggy, over-sized clothes, they will hide your baggy, over-sized body."

"We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it."

"I hope your birthday is absolutely splendid, when I open my mouth, your guests might get offended!"

"Age is just a number. A very telling number, but still just a number."

"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake."

"For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday." - John Glenn

"You're not thirty; you're eighteen with twelve years of experience."

"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest."

"What have you got to lose at your age? Other than hair, hearing, eyesight, flexibility, memory..."

"Be thankful your birthday comes just once a year. Think how old you would be if it came every month."

"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."

"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."


Here's hoping that you enjoyed reading these birthday wishes as much as I enjoyed putting them together for you. So whether you are wishing your friend verbally or are writing some messages for him, the above mentioned quotes and sayings are sure to inspire you to come up with some even more hilarious ones!
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