Funny Quotes to Wish Your Loved Ones a Joyous Happy Birthday

Funny quote about birthdays
Who says birthdays cannot have a funny side to them? Haven't we heard of several instances, when a prank was played on the birthday boy/girl? Other than doing something funny, we can also wish the birthday boy/girl rather 'funnily'. There are many funny birthday quotes, which can prove, that birthday quotes can indeed be funny.
Birthdays for anyone and everyone is the day, when one indulges in fun and frolic. It is the day to feel special and be treated differently as well. It is on this day, when a person makes up for all the fun, that was missed out onto all through the year. It is the day when you and "no one but you" is the most important person in the entire universe. However, there is another side to these birthdays. They are also a reminder, that of the total life one has on the face of this earth, another 365 days have just passed by. We've always heard the nice birthday quotes, but the funny birthday quotes are something, which are rarely used. Let's read some funny quotes and sayings to wish our loved ones a happy birthday.

I am sure wishing friends and family with the traditional 'Happy Birthday' is indeed boring. How about using some funny birthday quotes to wish them? Not only will these loved ones feel happy, but they will also enjoy the dash of happy humor. You can use these funny birthday quotes for friends as well.
"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake and not worry about the weight." ~ Anonymous

"Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, Happy Birthday." ~ Steven Wright

"The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape." ~ Samuel Johnson

"People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit." ~ George Burns
"There is still no cure for the common birthday." ~ John Glenn

"May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine." ~ Frank Sinatra

"As long as there are birthday Gifts, I don't mind celebrating my birthdays everyday." ~ Anonymous

"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." ~ Jack Benny

"I have been 25 since I was 25." ~ Anonymous
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional." ~ Chili Davis

"Let us respect gray hair, especially our own." ~ J. P. Sears

"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not." ~ Mark Twain

"With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come." ~ William Shakespeare
Birthday Quotes for Women
Wishing a woman on her birthday is a trick, very few people have mastered. There are many funny birthday sayings about women. Some of these funny birthday quotes indeed are able to depict a woman the way she actually is. These famous birthday quotes will be of help in wishing a woman a great birthday at the same time, you will be sure that she is not offended with it.
"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty." ~ Robert Frost

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." ~ Robert Frost

"Like many women my age, I am 28 years old." ~ Mary Schmich

"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once." ~ E. Joseph Cossman
"What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it." ~ Brigitte Bardot

"Once I was looking through the kitchen window at dusk and I saw an old woman looking in. Suddenly the light changed and I realized that the old woman was myself. You see, it all happens on the outside; inside one doesn't change." ~ Molly Keane

"It takes a long time to become young." ~ Pablo Picasso
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"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs." ~ Anonymous

"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday." ~ Erma Bombeck

"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest." ~ Father Larry Lorenzoni
It is not necessary that only adults are wished on their birthdays with funny quotes. One can be creative and wish kids in a humor filled way. Alternatively, one can one of the funny birthday quotes for kids as well. According to me the best of them all is:

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets! ~ Spongebob

You can make use of these funny birthday quotes and wish your loved ones. Not to forget, you can use these quotes to wish yourself a happy 'funny' birthday as well. You can also take a cue from the birthday quotes and come up with your own 'funny' birthday quote as well and show your creative side as well.