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Witty Birthday Sayings

Birthday sayings are fun to use when they are funny or meaningful. A simple 'Many Happy Returns of the Day' teamed with a birthday quote breathes life into the occasion.
Rajib Singha Oct 4, 2018
People love putting a smile on the face of their loved ones, with a birthday quote. You can crack humorous, sarcastic, or encouraging jokes, depending on how close you are to that person. Here are a few quotes that you can use to make a birthday boy/girl smile.

Cute Birthday Sayings

  • "Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese." - Anonymous
  • "Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened." - Cora Harvey Armstrong
  • "Like many women my age, I am 28 years old." - Mary Schmich
  • "First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly." - Branch Rickey
  • "From our birthday, until we die, is but the winking of an eye." - William Butler Yeats
  • "Old age: A great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped, not from one master but from many." - Plato
  • "Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made." - Robert Browning
  • "When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not." - Mark Twain
  • "Let us respect gray hair, especially our own." - J. P. Sears
  • "You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime." - John P. Grier
  • "Age is different from a wife only in one respect. It nags you once in a year!" - Anonymous
  • "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." - Lucille Ball
  • "Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician." - Anonymous
  • "Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act." - Truman Capote
  • "The first hundred years are the hardest." - Wilson Mizner
  • "Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself." - Tom Wilson
  • "Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children." - George Bernard Shaw
  • "The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left." - Jerry M. Wright
  • "Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed." - Charles Schulz
  • "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen." - Albert Einstein
  • "At 19, everything is possible, and tomorrow looks friendly." - Jim Bishop
  • "Each ten years of a man's life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires." - Goethe
  • "May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine." - Frank Sinatra
  • "I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too." - Liv Tyler
  • "At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment." - Benjamin Franklin
  • "All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much." - Anonymous
  • "Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I've been doing since 15." - Anonymous
  • "It takes a long time to grow young." - Pablo Picasso
  • "You grow up the day you have your first real laugh yourself." - Ethel Barrymore
  • "Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty." - Coco Chanel
  • "The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do more, and you are not yet decrepit enough to turn them down." - T.S. Eliot
  • "Nobody expects to trust his body overmuch after the age of fifty." - Edward Hoagland
  • "And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." - Abraham Lincoln
  • "The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate." - Oprah Winfrey
  • "I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius." - George Carlin
  • "To me old age is always fifteen years older than I am." - Bernard Baruch
  • "Looking fifty is great... if you're sixty.." - Joan Rivers
  • "One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late." - Pablo Picasso