"Growing old is like beingincreasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed." ~ Anthony Powell
"Inside every older person is a younger person ~ wondering what the hell happened." ~ Cora Harvey Armstrong
"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left." ~ Jerry M. Wright
"Let us respect gray hair, especially our own." ~ J. P. Sears
"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs." ~ Anonymous
"Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life." ~ Kitty Collins
"My Birthday! What a different sound that word had in my youthful ear." ~ Thomas Moore
"After thirty, a body has a mind of its own." ~ Bette Midler
"We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it." ~ Anonymous
"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it." ~ Golda Meir
"I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it." ~ Eva Gabor
"Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative." ~ Maurice Chevalier
Funny Birthday Quotes for Friends
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest." ~ Larry Lorenzoni
"It takes a long time to grow young." ~ Pablo Picasso
"Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives." ~ Maurice Chevalier
"You would have loved the gift I didn't bother getting you." ~ Anonymous
"I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox." ~ Anonymous
"I can't believe you're almost 18. You'll be able to go to jail!" ~ Anonymous
"Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty." ~ James Thurber
"Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin' across your face." ~ Truvy (character), from the comedy movie Steel Magnolias
Funny Birthday Sayings
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Looking fifty is great...if
Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by "for your age."
Don't forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
There are several ways in which you can use these quotes to wish the concerned person: you can write them inside a birthday card; you can write a saying on the birthday cake; or you can also send one of these funny birthday quotes as a text message. Whatever you choose to do, you'll definitely make the person happy!