"All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much."
― George Harrison
What can be better than sending your friend a funny happy birthday text on his/her birthday? If your best buddy's birthday is just round the corner, you should surely go through these hilarious birthday greetings. Chuck mushy gifts and greetings, teasing or pulling your friend's leg is any day better than routine happy birthday cards.
You could tease your friend about getting older, or just forward a simple birthday joke. You could also gift him something funny with an engraved message (humorous of course). For example, you could gift him a denture with a message saying "Happy Birthday Fella! Keep smiling till you got teeth - :D". You could also choose a card with a funny picture, or make one yourself and write a suitable message.
Here are some funny birthday sayings and messages you could use to make your best buddy smile.
Cute and Funny Birthday Messages for Friends
May this birthday not be your last!
Another year, another new place that aches.
You've survived another year. Although you're older, it's better than the alternative. Happy birthday!
On your birthday, I would like to give you some pearls of wisdom ― Smile while u still have your teeth intact.
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
You're not thirty; you're eighteen with twelve years of experience.
Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake?
On your birthday, let me wish you plenty of joy; I know you're too old, but I still bought you a toy!
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday buddy, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake.
With age comes wisdom. And you're one of the wisest people I know!
A simple celebration,
a gathering of friends,
here is wishing u great happiness,
and joy that never ends.
If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you. Happy birthday to my best friend!
Here's a birthday spanking, sent to you on a card; one, two, three, put them right on hard; four, five, six, one to live on, one to grow on, and one to make you fat.
Joy is what I wish for you,
success in everything you do,
hope all your dreams come true,
and luck may not leave you.
Birthday cards are all the same,
that just seems an awful shame,
but this one's different from the start,
since it traveled from the heart.
You're a year older, and older than you've ever been before. But you're a year younger than you'll be this time next year, and in fact younger than you'll ever be again. Did you follow that? Chuck! Happy birthday :P
Happy birthday to someone I hope is still around when iPhone 245 comes out.
They say the good die young. That makes you an old badass!! Happy birthday.
If people call you old behind your back, fart! :D Happy birthday.
Two tips on your birthday - One, forget the past as you can't change it; and two, forget the present, I didn't get you one. Happy birthday!!
Funny Birthday Sayings for Friends
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. So, enjoy the trip. ― Anonymous
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. ― Bob Hope
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. ― Anonymous
After 30, a body has a mind of its own. ― Bette Midler
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. ― Anonymous
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ― Chili Davis
If things get better with age, then you're approaching magnificent. ― Nicole Beale
Age is not important unless you're a cheese. ― Helen Hayes
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. ― Erma Bombeck
We hope that you enjoyed reading these funny birthday messages. Your company and a well-written funny happy birthday message is sure to make your friend's birthday even more exciting and fun. So go ahead, use one of the messages given above to make your friend smile.