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Insanely Funny Birthday Poems That'll Give You a Real Belly Laugh

Funny Birthday Poems
Birthdays arrive once a year, and you can improve the fun quotient of the occasion by coming up with some original and creative funny poems of your own.
Rahul Thadani
Last Updated: Mar 13, 2018
Happy Birthday Great Grandpa
Coming up with funny poems is a fun and exhilarating experience. Celebrating the birthday of a family member, or a friend is a joyous occasion, and the addition of some humor into the event can make it even more memorable than what it already is. The objective here, is to be very creative, and to make fun at the expense of the person whose birthday it is, and these memories can be cherished for many years down the line.

You can come up with your own poems by using some ingenuity and creativity, or you can steal some lines off the Internet, and from the major greeting card manufacturing companies. Either way, the message that you give across, point out the closeness that you share in your relationship with the person, and your ability to make sure that all the attendees have a great time.

# 1
I wish you something, just can't remember,
Don't be upset, you're my family member.
It was clearly, on my mind,
With so many thoughts, it's hard to find.

Visions appear of colorful balloons,
In the background I hear those fine tunes.
Near the end of the dream, I can taste a delicious cake,
It must be your birthday, as I awake.

# 2
No matter what friends are asserting,
29 (or other relevant age) creeps away without hurting,
Your chances for wealth,
For joy and good health,
Are still yours with a little exerting.

# 3
Here's a kiss and a hug from your granny,
And the gentlest of pats on your fanny,
Which we grown-ups bestow,
When we hope that you'll grow,
To be hardworking, loving, and canny.

And your grandpa directs me to add,
a check for your mom and your dad,
To deposit for you,
So you can get through,
University as undergrad.

# 4
You've done quite well since your start,
So as you grow older take heart,
Keep up the good work and don't be a jerk,
Stay happy till you're an old fart.

# 5
I have known you quite a while,
When you talk, you make me smile.
A special friend, I will probably keep,
If you buy me a cool jeep.

It's your birthday, I nearly forgot,
Searched on-line, bought you squat.
Hope you don't turn all bitter,
Since you've never been a quitter.

I nearly quit, writing this verse,
Mind is blank, it's a curse,
Soon your party will be here,
If I wake up, I'll surely appear.

# 6
You are antique,
We need to tweak,
Start with physique,
Let's make you a geek,
Or just join a clique,
And become sleek,
What do you seek?
A birthday creek,
With sublime mystique,
Surely unique,
I shouldn't speak,
Quite often critique,
Courageous or meek,
Today is your peak,
Enjoy your week,
And stick out your cheek.

# 7
Today is your birthday, don't pull your hair,
Look in the mirror, nature was fair,
Not a day over twenty,
I'm kidding, you're plenty.

Don't mean to burst your bubble,
But stop asking for trouble,
You know what I mean,
When you drink that caffeine.

What should I bring?
Just give me a ring.
Elephant or clown?
I knew you would frown.

# 8
So it's your fortieth (or whichever year) birthday,
Four decades have gone and passed,
They say, when you get older,
Time goes twice as fast.

I wouldn't know, of course,
Since I am still quite young,
But for you the music is over,
Your last song has been sung.

You're just over the hill at forty,
You went down without a fight,
Time rushes on, and soon,
That hill will be out of sight.

Happy birthday anyway!!!

# 9
A birthday should always be a joyous occasion,
Family and friends; obvious invasion.
Duplicate gifts you don't even like,
If you complain, might get a strike.

One simple day, placed on display,
Carefully observed, for signs of decay.
Dishonest smiles they don't mingle in truth,
As if you were the only one losing your youth.

At such a wise age, everything seems so clear,
Excuse to celebrate, they all came for beer.
Deep down inside, you know that they care,
Your zoo is unique, normal is rare.

These can be applicable to a person at any age. Reciting them in the right manner is also an important part of the delivery of these poems, and at the end of the day, they will make the occasion joyous and memorable.