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Just for Laughs: 25 Funny Birthday Sayings

Funny Birthday Sayings
Birthdays mean lots of cake, gifts, happiness, and cheer, along with the realization of becoming older. Funny birthday sayings have the potential to brighten anyone's day and get rid of all those birthday blues.
Rita Putatunda
Last Updated: Feb 7, 2018
A Peculiar Birthday Wish
Please don't be mad as I didn't get you a gift. At your age, it sort of depends.
There's something about funny birthday sayings that can take the edge off growing old, don't you think? It's the lighter side to the whole aging factor, the smile to the getting older scare, and the like. It definitely makes you laugh and pulls you up from down the dumps. It does. So then, why not cheer someone who is going through birthday blues? Let's make them shirk those depressing thoughts away. And how will we do that? 3 words - Funny. Birthday. Wishes. Guaranteed to make anyone smile.

Birthday greetings can just as easily turn into the really corny birthday wishes category, and we don't want that happening. Attempting to take your mind off the mundane and drab, here are some humorous birthday wishes for you to peruse through.
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
- Larry Lorenzoni
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
- John Glenn
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am. - Bernard M. Baruch
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
- Robert Frost
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
- Bob Hope
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. - Mary Schmich
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
- Unknown
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
- Robert Frost
Age is a number and mine is unlisted. - Unknown
A diplomatic husband said to his wife: How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?
- Unknown
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
- Unknown
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. - Unknown
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
- Robert Southey
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
- Pope John XXIII
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm five I'll be 64.
- Steven Wright
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
- Arthur Schopenhauer
You are not forty; you're eighteen with twenty-two years of experience. - Unknown
Enjoy this brief interval between birth and death. Particularly today. Happy Birthday!
- Unknown
If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.
- George Burns
Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty. - Joan Rivers
Birthdays are like buses, never the number you want.
- Unknown
Often it is fatal to live too long.
- Jean Baptiste Racine
So these funny birthday wishes got you smiling, smirking, nodding your head in appreciation, and all that, yet? So you see? Funny is the way to go this birthday. We'll leave you to choose that perfect saying for that birthday card or birthday gift now. Have a good one.
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